Dieter 
Some Dieter quotes:
- "Vhy is it that the truly brilliant are doomed to a life of obscurity,
surrounded by a sea of mediocrity, only to end up covered in sores in a
pool of their own filth? Oh vell, the beat goes on."
- "Vould you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Love him! Liebe
meine abst-monkey."
- "Gregor Was, your presence intimidates me to the point of humiliation.
Would you care to strike me?"
- "Genius! By seemingly embracing the cliches of the vest, he is
underscoring its excruciating banality."
- "In your film Irritant Number Four, the only images were
that of a baby's head and a toilet. Did you mean for me to scream?"
- "I'm happy as a little GIIIIIRL."
- "You plug your show with the subtilty of a flying mallet."
- "Your agony is gorgeous."
- "Textures intrigue me."
- "Your story has become tiresome."
- "A fat man and a shprinkler are soon together."----Old Bavarian
adage
- "Yes, Ve are doomed and I am filled with remorse, and it is most
delicious."
- "Sadly, Klaus is limited. But he is beautiful, is he not?"
- At Dieter's Dance Party , in response to a record being rated
-3 on a scale of 1 to 14, Dieter says, "Sadly, there are no integers
on this scale, so your gangly adolescent attempt to be clever has
proved futile."
- "You are beautiful and angular."
- "You disturb me to the point of insanity. There. I am insane now."
- "Now is the time on Sprockets vhen ve dance."
Sprockets guests
- Butch Patrick as Eddie Munster
- Heike Mueller, critic for the German magazine Spielkunst and
Dieter's lover
- Gregor Was, the brilliant countercultural filmmaker and supressed visionary
whose films include The Dead Coat, Irritant Number Four, and Here
Child, Finish Your Nothing
- Veronika Goethe, film actress
- Jimmy Stewart
- Etien, choreographer whose dances include the "Parsnip" and
the "Trout Dance"
Songs from Dieter's Dance Party
- "Weird Nun" by Schreibmaschin
- "Darwin's Burden" by the Obelisks
- "Escapade" by Janet Jackson
Check out this Sprockets link:
http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~sjbaig/
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